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    bigeisamazing:

    ridge:

    these hoes aint loyal

    this shit would never happen at Target


    (Source: bloodyoathmate)

    gayturians:

    lyraffect:

    gayturians:

    once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

    You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

    go big or go home

    life bores me sometimes

    Santa caught you slippin son

    (Source: yatos-butt)