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    leonkumquat:

    when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

    they’re married now

    I’m the jealous type. You wanna know why? Because we started off as ‘just friends’ too.
    Frank Ocean  (via love-me-coronas)

    but frank never said that?

    (Source: theparkerthompson)


    gengarvevo:

    why is your grandma cooler than me

    (Source: stains)

    d-o-r-ia-n:

    zannablack:

    superlockedinthephandom:

    sarajust:

    taggedbooty:

    offlcer:

    ♫ it’s going down, i’m yelling Simba ♫

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    TOO SOON

    IT’S BEEN 20 YEARS

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS BEEN 20 YEARS

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    oh my god

    FUCK


    (Source: spacepaperplanes)